Holey Show: a piercing guide

I’ve written about my tattoos before, but long before I had ink on my body I was adorned with another altercation- metal.

Since I was 18, I’ve gotten piercings pretty regularly, usually on my birthday. It’s a strange little ritual that I’ve come to grow with every year, and this year was no different.

Jesus my mother is going to kill me. So someone make sure she doesn’t read this one.

I’ve decided to answer a few FAQs on piercings, based on the ones I’ve already had.

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Pretty Purple Polka Dots Book Club Take Three

Some people are foodies. Others adore fashion. I am a bookworm. Thus far in my life, it seems this is an affliction without cure.

It’s been almost two years since the last instalment of the book club, but that in no way means I haven’t been reading in the time that’s passed. In fact, I haven’t put a book down.

I mean, it’s not like I have a job or a life or anything.

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Tips for dating a girl who’s been single for a WHILE

There are three people in the world. Those who flit from relationship to relationship within weeks. Those who have had the same steady partner since they were in nappies. And then there’s my kind: those who could go a few years without a relationship.

I’ve been single for a few years, but I’ve been dating for a couple of months. In this time, and on the back of a great article I read in Cosmo once,  I’ve come to realise there are a few things still misunderstood about a person who has been #foreveralone for, well, forever.

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